To the people who gave us their couch, thank you.
Leaving the couch in our ditch was so unexpected. Gift giving is much more meaningful when your recipients are surprised.
The massage feature must be so soothing. It’s such a shame that the couch was broken during delivery, and we won’t be able to fully enjoy its plush comfort.
I am amazed by the depth of your selfishness.
A true sincere thank you to our garbage men who took pity on us and picked up the pieces we left on the shoulder of the road when we couldn’t fit any more in our cars.